My Favorite Faggot

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Opening the Closet Door.

So I have this friend. I lovingly refer to him as “Faggot”. He’s not sure he’s a faggot because he does like to eat cum out of a women after she gets fucked. Maybe he’s Bi.. but I think he’s pretty much gay. He has a really small dick so his chance of ever being in a relationship with a girl is kinda nil.

Lately I’ve been encouraging him to come out of the closet and become a full time homo. He rushes home from work every night and dives head first into his panty drawer and dresses up in panties and lacy tights and spends a good part of the evening with a big black dildo shoved up his ass.¬† He’s also been going for pedicures on the weekends. On my to do list is finding a tranny to fuck him. Not sure if he’s really ready for that yet. But I think the band aid needs to be ripped off his butt virginity.

So here’s the thing. I’m really the only one he confides in about his gayness. To the naked eye, he’s a manly man. Jeep driving, gun toting, military MAN. I think people would really be amazed and shocked to find out that he’s a closet fag. The thought of his secret coming out scares him so much that he refuses to even friend me on facebook because he’s worried I’ll out him. This hurts me.

Ironically. He’s totally Googleable, due to his line of work. In certain circles he may even be considered semi-famous. I’ve been taking “hush money” to keep his secret for a while now. Last night I informed him that he needs to pay me $100.00 for every week he doesn’t friend me on facebook. I think that’s fair.. But I’m not sure that keeping his secret is really doing him any favors. I think he would lead a much more authentic life if only he could be his gay self full time. Wear his panties proudly!

In the whole scheme of things $100 bucks isn’t a lot of money.. So my quandary is.. do I up the ante and destroy his wallet until he begs me to throw his closet door open? In other words, let it be his choice? Or do I start tweeting his name on twitter and my blog to the world which will undoubtedly lead to him being outed “eventually”. He’s my friend. I wanna do the right thing.

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